No why should I be nice, she was rude to me **shouts out** SHE'S FAT!
It turns out she meant I was going on a diet, I have no idea what this means for me. I'm not very happy about it, especially if she tries to stop giving me my afternoon chewy.
Somepup may have to post me food supplies through the letterbox to stop me getting hungry, I promise not to nip your fingers like I try too with the postman.
You wouldn't believe the things I have to put up with.
The other night I was having a nice comfy snooze in my favourite spot, dreaming about chasing Stalker Cat and Bunnies.
Hope you all have a pawsome weekend.
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