Twas the Day Before Christmas

This is one of my Daft Adventures copied from my facepoop group

I know it's April, but was looking through the posts and thought "Why not, I'm Dog I can do what I like" BOL

I can see something shiney way up there on the bookshelf *thinking* ummm what can it be??? 

*climbs onto back of the sofa for a better look* 

Gosh how I wishes I was lots taller *puts front feet onto shelf and stretches sniff sniff*

OMP I can smell the intoxicating scent of my Cassie, but all I can see is a shiny parcel just out of my reach, what can it's be?

Why has hoomum put it so high? Why can I smell my Cassie? 

All these questions and no hoomans aro>>>>>>> WWOOOHHHA 

*slips off back of sofa pulling loads of books down* 

OMP that was lucky, I fell onto cushions and not down the back 

of sofa!!!! 

How could hoomum be so silly, to put something from the love of my life so far out of my reach!!!!

Will be showing my disaproval by chewing some of these book things today... Hurumphf